Condom Random Condom.

Sir Whatshizname had a kingdom,
To his people he gave a lot of freedom,
but for all his subjects, however random,
It was mandatory to use a condom.

Whatshizname did a lot of things,
the whole kingdom lost a count of his flings,
but for all of them, however random,
He never forgot to put on a condom.

He fooled around with scores of pretty ladies,
but he was sure he didn't want umpteenth babies,
So who ever he did, how ever random,
He never skipped wearing a condom.

As I said, keeping a count was impossible,
but don't blame him for being irresponsible,
He was safe from STDs, However random,
because Whatshizname always had a condom.

He had learned his lesson the hard way,
When without it, a chick refused to let him have his way,
So now at any hour, however random,
Whatshizname always carries a condom.

Today he has married a pretty girl,
but thoughts of having children at his age makes his toes curl,
Whatever his reasons, however random,
Even post marriage, he still uses a Condom.

You may not have met him or approve of his acts,
But his concerns are not fictional, they are all facts.
So who ever you are, however random,
Be safe, responsible and don't forget the condom.




Issued in public interest - Redeff.